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Why is There a Hippo in the Toilet? & other funny things Moms say! #Giveaway

“I am NOT a garbage can!”

“No you may NOT run down the street naked!”

“I am NOT a Kleenex!”

“Get your hands out of my shirt!”

If you’re a mom (or dad), I’m sure there are phrases you NEVER thought you would say. In fact, the funny things moms say is a topic often shared among friends during an afternoon frozen mocha or evening drinks.

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Kimberly Dawn Rempel loved listening to all the funny and crazy things that were coming out of her mouth and the mouths of her friends, so she decided to write them down in a book.  The hilarious book Why is There a Hippo in the Toilet? is a book full of quotes from moms that deal with Food and Eating, Toileting, House Rules and Other Good Advice to name a few.

Each new section of the book, is introduced with a true story, and is followed by multiple quotes that will amuse the seasoned parent and give fair warning parents-to-be.

Reading through this book, I couldn’t help but laugh.  I couldn’t believe how many times I had said the same thing to my children or nieces and nephews and even thought of a few that I could add to the book.  I’m sure the “funny things moms say” list could go on forever!!

GIVEAWAY MOMENT:

1 lucky Mommy Moment reader will WIN a signed copy of Kimberly’s book Why is There a Hippo in the Toilet?  This book would make a great gift for Parent’s Day coming up on July 27th!

To enter, leave a blog post comment telling us one of the funniest things YOU have ever said!

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Comments

  1. Hi Angela. Thanks for featuring my book – I’m so glad you loved it! :)

  2. Brandee H says:

    I have no idea! My son did have a laughing fit when he saw me try on a dress yesterday. Not good for the confidence! He was riding his bike naked around the house so I dint think I should be too offended! Looks like a cute book.

  3. Tricia Hope says:

    What is that gished all over his hood.(you had to be there,this was Hysterical)

  4. Viv Sluys says:

    “It can’t be tomorrow; you haven’t slept yet.” “Stop farting on your sister!” (I have all girls so having to say that surprised me!)
    “Get your hands out of your pants.” “Why do you always poop at bed time?”

  5. Kathy Church says:

    Um…..that’s my boob, not yours!

  6. Crystal says:

    My favorite thing I’ve ever said to my kids is “fish don’t go in the water”. Doesn’t sound right but made sense at the time.

  7. Samorjj says:

    Said while my toddler was in the bath with his older brother…. “No, aren’t allowed to grab other people’s penises. You can only touch your own penis.”

  8. Stop playing the fart game, I’m choking. Should have heard the laughter!

  9. Julie F says:

    Why do you insist on undressing me in public?

  10. kathy downey says:

    why do you always have to poop at meal time

  11. Elva Roberts says:

    Answering my granddaughter who thought I was losing my sight and asked me to point to her and \i pointed to her brother and said: There you are! Not much but the look on her face was precious!

  12. Julie G. says:

    No, you can not stuff your brother down the laundry chute.

  13. Stephanie LaPlante says:

    Holy mother of cheese whiz!!! Not purposely funny. I was actually surprised by all the cheese whiz in Costco.

  14. Erika Birrell says:

    I said to my son I want to be a porcupine and he laughed his but off lol

  15. Please stop stretching your weeny like that, it looks painful.

  16. Robyn Bellefleur says:

    So, what’s for dinner, we are out of dog food.

  17. Nancy Parsons says:

    My little one is 8 months old and he thinks the word CAT is hilarious. He could be crying and if I say Cat he starts cracking up. I have no idea why.

  18. Ginger Leah Gervais says:

    Get your hand out of my bum lol.. kids stick there hands in the most akward of places lol

  19. Anne Marie Carter says:

    “You gleaked on the floor” – Something that I told a student many years ago… He laughed.

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